Gah! The filthy goblins have libera...[cough]... Terrorized another province we were protecting.
However we have come up with a clever plan for revenge. We have stolen the sacred seal creature that they are so fond of guarding.
We will toss off it off a cliff and watch as the lumbering "seal guards" jump off to protect it. See how much their flaming weapon helps as they fall 5 feet into a water’eeee grave. After they fall into the water, swarms of emperor penguins will devour the bloated beast. After which the friendly seal will be ensured an abundant food source to snack upon.
Ah yes... the excitement fills the air in our smoke filled planning chambers!
The end is near!
[muha haa haa... [cough] ha haa ha. he.
