Re: FInally Found Inner Tube Peace
Thought I'd post a LDS joke...You see, some otherwise-pleasant people are convinced we are going to hell...
A man died and, having lived a good life, was met by Saint Peter at the golden gate. So, he was given a tour of heaven so he could pick where he wanted to live.
He was shown towering mountains, beutifull forests, calm lakeside beaches and glorious waterfalls...And then they came upon a sheer cliff.
'What's down there?', the man asked.
'Oh, you don't want to look down there. That's hell down there', Saint Peter said.
'Well, can't hurt to look', the man said.
So, he looked...Then he turned to Saint Peter and asked 'Are you sure that's hell? It's beutifull - All wheatfields and orchards!'
Saint Peter looked over the side and said...
...'Darnit! Those mormons are cultivating again!'
Ok, so maybe it's a little obscure. But I like it.
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