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Old November 10th, 2006, 11:25 PM
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capnq said:
Randallw's jokes remind me of this gag from one of my favorite Web comics.
Haha you read IW too. I have written at least twice to Dr Marr about strips. He is very nice and responds. You know it's quite possible that's the reason I looked at Meta-Humour on wiki.

Here's another one. I just yesterday read this one in a book I was reading about Quantumn mechanics. It was in a section about infinity.

Problem 1: A kettle is hanging on a peg. Describe the sequence of events to make a cup of tea.

1.Take the kettle off the peg
2.Put it in the sink
3.Turn on the tap
4.wait till kettle fills with water
5.Turn the tap off
etc.

Problem 2. A kettle is sitting in the sink. Describe the sequence of events needed to make a cup of tea.

answer: take it out of the sink and hang it on peg. follow sequence 1

If you get the joke, congratulations you are apparently a mathematician.

and equally obscure. Here's a PHP joke.

OBGYN.

I came up with that one a few weeks ago. Hah I am officially a computer nerd
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