[Potatoman]

The Dwarves of Vanheim salute your mighty legion of Serf Warriors - the thunderous cadence of their marching can be heard as far away as the battlefields of Arcosephale and Mictlan, near the center of the world. Our own Serf Warrior army, numbering less than 100, can manage only a mediocre rendition of "Mcarthur Park" while marching from land to land. Despite the possible pillaging bonus, morale has suffered.

Indeed, Helheim is a very mighty nation, and one with an agenda that clearly includes conquering their neighbors using uberblessed Helhirdings (demonstrated quite clearly upon the unfortunate Agarthans). Considering their increasing economic, magical, and military superiority, we have decided that it is better to attack now, while their armies must still siege Agartha and before they can grow to monstrously powerful. Indeed, we encourage Helheim's other neighbors to join with Vanheim against the Dark Vans- if the true Vans cannot stand against them, you'll be next on their menu.