Chicken of the Sea
We have now seen the true colors of R'lyeh--a cowardly yellow (with queasy pink accents). Whilst our defenders were piously studying the holy books, the aggressors managed to claw a hole in our castle walls. But did they dare to enter? Pfah! They did not. The mighty Agarthan war machine remains undefeated.
One thing we must note, however...in the past we would not have thought the mindless masses of mermen wise enough to make this kind of decision (saving their skins by not challenging us). We congratulate them on being slightly less stupid than we had imagined, and we apologize for any undeserved insults regarding their pea brains, we may in fact be as large as walnuts, or small plums.
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