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DrPraetorious said:
Oh, certainly.
Chuck Norris, the true Dragon, prince of tides, savior of the world, decries the unjustified and intolerable aggression of the vile and deceitful worm Crystalmist, and the entire nation which he has lead into cannibalism and pederasty, against our sovereign protectorate of Jotunheim. Though we desired only peace, we will not allow our friends, the Jotun, to fall under the evil sway of Crystalmist the vile, and call upon all nations to attack his other border, which is undefended.
A policy of corrective necromancy will be initiated shortly, allowing the poor unfortunates whom Crystalmist has led astray to recover from their karmic burden in this lifetime.
The speaker of the ways,
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Or alternatively,
The forces of good and life lead by Crystalmist god of Man, Tower of Avalon is fighting a epic war against the Evil of Ermor. Ermor is steeped in death and foul practices, they have a undead army some 500+ strong with unholy vestels at there head. Already, well doing a fighting withdrawl through a mountain pass, a great battle was fought. Man suffered grieviously, losing over 200+ brave warriors of nature and life but we killed 100+ of the foe, but who cares about undead soulless and zombies?
Since that fateful day the guilds of air/nature have gathered there most powerful mages together and been joined by dozens of monks and priests. This force along with countless knights of avalon, longbowmen and lead by Crystalmist herself have vowed to wipe out the evil which is Ermor from the face of this world.
Two other points, we were allied with the Jotuns but were too late to save them. Jotunheim was NEVER attacked by Man.
Also Ermor is the current game leader with VP's, so I am doing everybody a favour by dismantling his nation...