Agarthan holiday!
We, the mighty nation of Agartha, today celebrate a great victory. The Society of Learned & Pious Necromancers, most of them diseased and armed with little more than limp drinking straws, yesterday slaughtered hundreds of the cream of R'lyeh's "manhood". (We are not 100% they are men, but we are unwilling to examine their...whatever they have below their belts...in order to be sure. Scholarship has its limits.)
This day shall be celebrated annually until the end of time, or the end of the Agarthan empire, whichever comes first.
We predict that next month's castle storming will be substantially less spectacular, as there are approximately 10 living beings in the province, both sides combined.
We are also pleased at being Not First To Die In This Game.
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