[HoneyBadger]

I'm still here, no worries. It's a temptation though, but it doesn't look like it's quite complete. I would like to know more about it though, and I think it's great someone based such a thing on my favorite stock fantasy race, dwarves. Dwarves are grim, and tough, and magical (despite the nonsense in D&D) and unlike the lazy elves and the flighty humans and the fat little hoburgs, they work for a living. And every one of them is shorter than me, even Carrot, so I can feel better about myself. And that's really what's important.