Welcome Migaaresno! That was a very original introduction!
And in fact, I think I'll make myself a forum god decription as well:
Edi, Keeper of the Database, Archivist of Dominions, Cataloguer of Sites, Patron of Mapmakers and Modders, the Unforgiving Lord, is a forum pretender god trying to banish all other forum pretender gods to become the One True Forum God. He is a mighty wielder of the word and steeped in the lore of Dominions, for which he is revered. His bane is the Clock, which doth not give him enough time, and despite his power, he is consistently stomped flat in multislayer games.
(Well, all two of them that I've taken part in anyway and those were in Dom2
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