I only just recently got to see this episode, and I must say it lived up to expectations. It was hilarious! I especially liked the younger "edgier" versions of the team
That sequence was great. Oh, and "Teal'c, PI" was awesome
[O'Neill's invisible in a fictional episode. Carter's taking a shower.]
Maj. Carter: Sir? Are you there?
[Long pause]
Col. O'Neill: Nope.
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Col. O'Neill: The bottom line is, I can do more for this planet invisible than I ever could as my own sweet salient self.
[Pause]
Teal'c: I assume I am staring at you stoically.
Col O'Neill: Not buying it, eh?
Teal'c: You are most transparent, O'Neill.
Col O'Neill: Ohh! I get it. Good one.
Teal'c: I can see right through you.
Col. O'Neill: Don't push it...
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[Teal'c pitches a story to Martin Lloyd]
Announcer: When it comes to fighting crime, there's only one man keepin' the street safe, while keepin' it real.
[Teal'c, dressed in a trenchcoat and fedora, pitches a guy through a glass door. He strokes the brim of his hat]
Teal'c: In-deed.
Announcer: Teal'c PI, coming this fall.
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[The Stargate is overloading with power.]
Lt. Col. Carter: Siler, manually cut the power!
[Siler tries to and is thrown across the Gate room.]
Sgt. Siler: Why does this always happen to me?
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[O'Neill and Jackson are waiting at an altar, O'Neill as the groom and Jackson as the best man]
Dr. Jackson: You know, if she doesn't show, people are going to think that�you and I are�
Gen. O'Neill: What?
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[Teenage Teal'c is kissing an alien woman, teenage O'Neill comes in and shoots her]
Teenage Teal'c: Yo man, what'd you do that for?
Teenage O'Neill: Dude, that chick was totally a Goa'uld.
Teenage Teal'c: Well, yeah, but I was still gonna tap that!