Dammit, Catquiet! Stop being so skimpy with new posts! You're making it hard to find!
With this almost all pretenders are accounted for, and we can start once I fix my laptop not to 'sleep' and turn off the internet. I'll update again once progress has been made, but help is still appreciated. If Strages Sanctus doesn't upload by the time I'm done I'll remind him via PM, but won't bother him in the meantime. I still don't know if this will work.
EDIT: I might have a fix. I'll post again when it can be seen whether it worked or not.