[Migaaresno]

HoneyBadger said:
HoneyBadger, Lord of the long sentence, demolisher of threads, eater of what have you got? He Who Has No Icon, But May One Day Have An Icon, who dwells among the Finns of Shangri-La is the first Polypal Daddy from which a whole lotta mothers have sprung. He has grown for ages in size and power and has spawned all good ideas known to exist, and many which remain unrecognized. He is the Dominions 3 forum, it's reason and it's fate. HoneyBadger is mostly immobile and does not communicate in any comprehensible way, although it may seem like he does at times. A constant smell of oranges and ginger surrounds him, from the lotion that he wears. The Polypal Daddy spawns several Polypal Threads each month.

Thise one wins.

And BTW, i stole "devourer of apples" from sombody els