Re: HoneyBadger\'s Watercolor Translation and Gener
Sadly, we here at HoneyBadger's Watercolor Translation and Generator (HBW-T&E) mourn the loss of Vice President Uh-Nu-Buh. Uh-Nu-Buh was loyal and friendly to all of his superiors, especially the ones who could fire him, and really cared about his paycheck. Those below him on the corporate foodchain will remember him as the one you had to sleep with if you wanted to make it in this business. Uh-Nu-Buh died around midnight of complications brought on by enthusiastic oversexification and an overdose of Viagra which resulted in fatal Priapism, and will be survived by literally hundreds of illegitimate children, none of which are mentioned anywhere in the will, and a goat named Sally.
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