[djo]

This is all propaganda. I lost no spies. I have in my possession the sworn testimony of no less than seventeen witnesses attesting that the so-called "spies" flayed in a pitiful attempt to rally the Sauromation public were, in fact, large stuffed animals stolen from the concessions booth of a local carnival.

Hint to the Sauromationians: when you flay something, you should end up with sticky red stuff, not fluffy white stuff. A word to the wise!