The cursed above ground lands of Agartha have felt the triple hammer blow of Helheim. We plan to go down making obscene gestures with our claws and swearing at them even more enthusiastically. We write this here so those innumerable Helherdlings don't mistake these gestures and shouts for feeble attempts to hit them and pitiful squeaking. Hitting opponents and successful diplomacy have not been amongst our strong suits thus far.
We can report that Helheim has observed all pacts between us faithfully and their suprise attack was not a suprise at all
We desperately cling to this as a mark of our incredible tactical nous
