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Gryphin - power naps are a common way to describe anyone asleep at their desk

We are currently thinking of a new description as someone fell asleep at their desk this morning, which was not a problem, until they decided to break wind in their sleep so violently that it went through about 4 tonal changes, Lasted about 12 seconds and was heard by pretty much all 100 people on my floor - power naps does not do that justice? I have also never seen anyone as embarassed as the chap who did this

I cannot believe that you tried to simulate 'circle the wagons' (the clean Version) on SEIV - no wonder you lost

You must remember the old military adage - "never engage in a direct frontal attack against an enemy equipped with efficient projectile weaponry"

or as we say in England

'never enter into an arse kicking contest with a hedgehog'