So after my enemy goes to war with everyone he sends this message
We Have learned of a ships building up in our Buruni System. Move Them At once or there shall be no chance for peace....We are growing tired of you games Xexre! This is your Last warning.
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You see there are only 3 ruins left in the universe. I just parked a ship above one of them that he was going to colonize in one turn. Alas. that will not happen I will colonize it in one turn.
So here is my reply
The Royal Court of the Xeragtok Hive Directive 1.5
To Vrok Expansion
Perhaps diplomacy is not a word in your language.
We have asked for peace by the pen. Perhaps the sword is all you understand.
You are currently at war with the known universe.
Choose your enemies carefully.
Perhaps you should reply inkind with your stature within reason.
We do not ask for war with an eager anticipation that shortens the seasons
We do not ask for war with an eager anticipation that shortens the breath.
The time for the laws that govern the body of nations is amok in the Vrok Expansion.
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Yea I know. I got nothing. Lincon and Churchill are rolling in their graves.
Yep it is a good time to strike but he can do it first.
My next message will inform him that a attack on his neighbouring races will be treated as an attack on my race etc....
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To Mac
Sauce should arrive some time next week.
Christmas comes but twice a year.
Refrigrate after you open it.
I recommend you test it with some chicken on the BBQ or perhaps a nice Lime Tortilla Chip ( Mixed in a little bit of salsa )
But the first bit should be by its glory.
If you want to cool down quick eat some cucumber or apples with lemon squeezed on them.