[Baalz]

No traps, my friends. Just ask the ones who have already come down to the shore. I'm sure they will tell you the wondrous things we shared which you must see with your own eyes. They will tell you how graciously we hosted them, how great our new friendship, and that all should go see for themselves. I'm sure the reports you have of some of them dragging unwilling new friends down to the water are exaggerations, just ask those who were supposedly abducted. Our new friends are just sometimes overly excited to share the good news, but we welcome all in peace and harmony to the great fair on the lakefront.