[Growltigga]

Saxon,

I am only joking - I too have lived abroad albeit mainly in the Meditterannean so I have a brief idea of what the ex-pat ex-colonial life can be like

3/4 quarters of an acre and 1 gardener!! you heartless beast, can't you get the poor chap and assistant?? what are these night guards armed with BTW and is where you live so bad that you really really need them

I was in Nairobi and Mombasa in '89 and I think '94 - I was there 2 years ago for work (ship finance deal)- hav'nt been to Carnivore in Nairobi but went to one in '99 in I think Jo'bug (could have been Pretoria, definately wasn't Manchester) - obscene amounts of meat - not sure about the Zebra - too much like taking a chunk out of Mephisto if you ask me

I agree, fun from a dripping blood growl growl type of thing

My wife? pay me a salary? I wish, she is a lawyer as well and my negotiation skills are such that for doing the cooking, cleaning, gardening etc, I get to sleep 2 nights a week in a bed