[Growltigga]

Mac, you have a very warped and sick mind - if you want to pursue that line of enquiry, just ask Gryphin what he gets up to with marmots!!

Gryff, I dream of being on the sofa, this is where I get to be if I have leapt tall buildings in a single bound, flown through the air like a bird and picked up a train all by myself. Unfortunately, I am normally on the cat's cushion (ie a cushion in the hallway that the mogs sleep on) because normally I trip over the kerb, fly through the air because I have forgotten to pull my underpants up and say "look at the choo choo"

Mac, personally, I think Tesco is winding us up (apologies tesco if you digestive tract is made of reinforced tungsten) - that recipy is just not edible