[LoloMo]

Vanheim's suprise attacks while Ermor had been at war with Abysia have broken against Ermorian Steel. The cowardly Vanadrott Prophet have fled "unglamorously" from the onslaught of our Vestal Virgins. Who would have thought that such a handsome man wearing such luxurious felts and riding such a big fine horse would run away in terror at the sight of our women!

We shall search the hills and caves and muddy creeks where you are hiding! Your gaudy red cape with golden filigrees are a pain to even dulled undead eyes! We shall follow you to your decadent capital and expose the Vanheim as the foppish effeminates that they are!

Neighbors of Vanheim, if you had a disagreement with the Vanheim before, now is the time to express it while his troops run ragged far from the comforts of city life.

And let it also be known that Ermor has brokered a ceasefire with Abysia. The cost of that ceasefire shall be taken out of Vanheim's lands. Us Ermorians no longer wish to taste the flesh of the Abysian Dragon, as it is probably too tough and gamy for delicate ancient teeth.