Our pretender's name is Menhir. (Though we are now calling him One-Eyed Menhir, because of the eye loss).
Last time we looked, he was not a monolith. Okay, so our ultra-top-secret secret is compromised, but we are pretty much dead anyway, so it's not that important. Besides, our arch-enemy Midgard is well aware of the true nature of One-Eyed Menhir, and has been trying in vain to blast him with Dust to Dust for a little while now.
Ha ha, missed again!
