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Lingchih said:
I'm surprised at the lack of activity in this post. This used to be the most happening post around!
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Well, there might not have happened much new stuff during the last... turn or so. People can trash-talk about Midgård only so much while accomplishing nothing conclusive.
That being said, an official letter from the prophet of MA Agartha, written verbatim as dictated:
"The recent cries of nations all over the eastern continent have been heard by the Agarthan rulers, which comes a bit of a surprise as most of them are hard on hearing given their old age. They're much distressed by Man's labeling of people suffering of incontinence as it's a natural consequence of an old age and nothing to be ashamed of. However, given the cold climate spread by our neighbours which is harmful to both the old bones of our geriatrics and to the pride of some our pantless troops and leaders, a course of action has been decided.
Agarthan geriactrics have taken their walking sticks and started their journey to rid the world of the cold evil that is LA *cough*gård (sorry, it's a bit cold here). Our opponent has already been notified as the honor and old treaties demand, and the battle will be joined in due time. After all, while old feet are reliable, they're by no means swift.
Respectfully yours,
Squishy the second, prophet of Lodvathu, MA Agartha
P.S: Please get your scouts out of our lands. Watching four scout slayings this turn alone gets tedious really fast."