Re: Temporary substitute for LA R\'lyeh
DEATH TO MIDGARD!
When a naked, screaming barbarian rises over yon hill, a man needs only three things, even if the naked barbarian turns into a slavering wolf:
a) A stout length of yew.
b) A clear eye.
c) A jaunty cap, with a feather in it.
Oh, also, wind guide.
As past experience has indicated, a mixed force of white knights and longbowmen make mincemeat out of Midgard's one-trick-pony of an army.
I intend to conquer his capital this turn, just so everyone knows.
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If you read his speech at Rice, all his arguments for going to the moon work equally well as arguments for blowing up the moon, sending cloned dinosaurs into space, or constructing a towering *****-shaped obelisk on Mars. --Randall Munroe
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