One man, one vote. I'm the man, I've got the vote.
You scored as a Lord Havelock Vetinari
You are Lord Vetinari! Supreme ruler of Ankh-Morpork! Cool, calculated, and always in control. You graduated from the assassins guild, but failed a course on stealth and camouflage, because the professor never saw you there (even though you attended every class). You always seem to know what everyone is thinking, and after a conversation with you, people feel that they have just escaped certain death.
Lord Havelock Vetinari 81%
Cohen The Barbarian56%
Carrot Ironfounderson 56%
The Librarian50%
Esmerelda (Granny) Weatherwax50%
Rincewind44%
Death31%
Greebo31%
Gytha (Nanny) Ogg 25%
Commander Samuel Vimes 25%
haha. Actually quite an accurate likeness.
I expected I'd be either the Patrician or Sam Vimes. Turns out they're at opposite ends of the spectrum. So Authoritarian ruler who thinks people deserve what they need not want they want beats jaded cynic who sees the world for what it really is unless he's drunk. Of course I am a teetotaller but I do have my own way of stopping myself seeing everything in a bad light.