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Jazzepi said:
Midgard's light in this world is fading. We will not go without a fight, but no one nation can fight against four lined against them. We will return our items to those who donated them to us, and provide as best we can to those who offered to help.
We also curse MA Eriu for staling the last three turns. As well as the four cowardly nations of LA C'Tis, MA Man, EA C'Tis, and EA Maverni.
Jazzepi
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Oh, chin up, you whiny wolves! You had Marveni down to zero provinces. Did you see us moaning on in public? Well, okay, we admit that there was a little bit of sobbing and weeping, but we swear that was our womenfolk! They've got beards too, you know. Besides, look on the bright side, you've still got your lovely scales!
About the "cowardly" thing: our Menhir has been flying at your 200-strong armies on his oddy knocky, and you are the ones who are always doing the running away, fertilizing the fields in the process. Our bard has even plagiarized a song about it:
Brave Midgard did run away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
They bravely turned their tails and fled.
Yes, brave Midgard did turn about
And gallantly they chickened out.
Bravely taking to their feet
They beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Midgard!
They're packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home ...