talking smack in Perpetuality
We Niefels are just waiting around for the Ashen Empire to get off their tail bones and launch an attack. We've already burned two of their temples to the ground and pissed on the ashes. We killed their god and took turns buggering the hole where his head used to be-we considered this to be a hint. And yet-despite their being approximately a THOUSAND of their troops on our borders, they still hunker back, desperately trying-and failing-to dominion kill us.
IT AINT GONNA WORK!
The only reason we don't run over to your capital and defacate on it, en masse, is because we're waiting for our long-awaited God to show up. He's taking his time, he'll show up when he's ready.
In the meantime, my giants are getting fat and lazy-and I'm stuck having to feed the bastards. Do you think they eat Ramen noodles? nooo...they only eat SPAM and SPAM's expensive!
So hurry up and attack us already, Ermor, I dare ya!
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You've sailed off the edge of the map--here there be badgers!
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