Re: talking smack in Perpetuality
Fools! You have interfered with my plans... FOR THE LAST TIME!
Already, our legions of longbowmen prepare to sweep across the entire world, conquering all in their wake! Those that survive this onslaught will face the Knights of Avalon, the finest fighting force the world has ever seen! Our mighty magics gird our forces in wind, fire and steel.
Our arrows will blot out the sun - and you will NOT fight in the shade because those arrows will be ON FIRE.
Nothing can save you, because you are doomed! I cannot emphasize this enough: Doomed!
--Your friend, Knife Bright Insight, God of Man
P.S. - DOOMED!
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If you read his speech at Rice, all his arguments for going to the moon work equally well as arguments for blowing up the moon, sending cloned dinosaurs into space, or constructing a towering *****-shaped obelisk on Mars. --Randall Munroe
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