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Originally posted by Saxon:
The High Lords of Sa-Hali have monitors installed in their bathrooms, so that when they retire to attend to bodily needs, they can still scrutinize their minions. In addition, when the High Lord flushes, he is able to direct the waste on to the head of the minion of his choice. This encourages workers to maximize their productivity and avoid wasteful habits like posting on internet sites.
Further, it should be noted that the High Lords wear shorts and go barefoot. This is to better allow those races who have been conquered to kiss the feet, ankles and shins of the High Lords. While this does not encourage workers to maximize their productivity, it is entertaining for the High Lords and reduces costs for new socks.
Saxon, the trouble is, from how you describe yourself, this description is far too obviously about you and representative of you - we are meant to be roleplaying, not going on about how we like to roam around the office pretending we are the Lords of Sahali!!