[Salamander8]

*News Flash*

Shubburath has been released! We take you live to his basement just moments before the door ws opened..


Starspawn 1:"I found the keys! I got them right here!"

Starspawn 2:"This is excellent news! Where were they?"

Starspawn 1:"Um....."

Starspawn 2:"They were in the lettuce crisper like I said all along weren't they?"

Starspawn 1:Tries to whistle innocently, which is impossible without lips. "Maybe..."

Starspawn 2:"Nevermind. Just open the door so our mighty lord from beyond can be free!"

Starspawn 1: Turns key in lock. The door pops slowly open and....

Shubburath:"I've been trying to tell you guys that the keys were in the lettuce crisper for months! Never use lead doors in this place again, got it? I need to use the litle fungus room, excuse me for a second."

Starspawn 2:Glares at Starspawn 1.

Starspawn 1:"Ok. Ok! They were in the crisper already. I'll go buy the beer now."

Starspawn 2:"Man, trying to welch on a beer bet? Not cool at all man."