All my master assassins keep getting Unequaled Obesity. Which is cool and all except I keep hoping for some whirling death-machine, not some cunning, deceptively quick blob.
The next one I get I'm renaming Mad Pierrot and equipping him with a Rune Smasher.
"*belch* You, sir, *birrrrup* your *wheeze* life ends *wheeze* here tonight!"