[Lazy_Perfectionist]

I hope to give your Illithids brain-freeze, by the way...

You're going to attack me anyways, so I might as well sow as much low-expense havoc as I can to prevent you from being a million times stronger than me when you attack.

The Mournful of Ice and Bone laugh at the madmen of R'lyeh... They declare their intent to take out amphibious nations, hold the only water province adjacent to my capital, and then don't defend anything. They're not mad, they're special ed. Noneuclidean my froggy behind.