[Edratman]

I feel your pain. I am hoping that someone like Bill Gates gets an urge to gives a large quantity of money to a worthy and well deserving person, someone such as me as the foremost candidate is my first thought, so that I won't have to spend so much time on funding my vices of food, shelter and clothing.

Of course the probability of this is somewhat less than getting 2 heroes, the ark and a ring of wizardry on the first turn with misfortune 3.