21. You look out for a wife with enhanced reproduction characteristics, non-existent political savvy and low maintenance costs.
22. You see your mother-in-law with a car break-down and think: ... no, my repair aptitude is pathetic.
23. You see a blonde sex bomb with a car break-down and all of a sudden your repair aptitude changes to impressive.
24. You flush the toilet, go 3 steps forward, 2 steps back.
