[Micah]

All the geographical locations as team descriptions (western empire and such) mess with our head, cuz team Water is in the west on the real map, dammit.

The new methods of address that shall be used in the court of R'lyeh are team Water, team P, team Heat, and team Crossbow (formerly known as team You'll Have to Tell Us Why You Picked Ulm Over Ermor. But it was too lengthy, and team YHTUWYPUOE was unpronounceable by the messengers of the lesser races despite how well it flows off the...tongues of the worthy).

So let it be written!