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PMHD - Premature horn discharge is a unrecognized chronic disorder that most horn blowers and bards are unwilling to admit to.

Most commonly after an examination for another trivial medical problem, once the practitioner has established a rapport of understanding and support, the subject can be broached.

Current therapies include placing a wad in said trumpet or other wind device. Such a device is usually readily available, mixed equal parts of wax or other sticky subtance and placed in the bell of the device. It then becomes more difficult to blow his wad too early.