I'll just quickly let the several people who wrote me a message deserving of a serious reply in the last 2, 3 days, that I received them all fine, and I do intend to answer you all fully. Unfortunately I'm very busy at work right now, having to finish loads of stuff before I take my vacation, and this, coupled to the fact that I'm seriously in need of that vacation, leaves me with little energy to do all the stuff I should when I'm back home. (Or, alternatively, you could say I'm a no-good layabout who's too damn lazy to move his arse.
) In any case, I should get home a bit earlier tomorrow, so I hope to give you all the answers you deserve.
P.S. EA Oceania is a nation having reached the pinacle of civilisation, our culture is admired throughout the world, and our social conduct is above reproach. In the unlikely event any of our dignitaries would sink so low as to actually unleash a fart, they would definitely camouflage it to the best of their ability, and certainly NOT send it in the direction of MA C'tis, or any other vaguely intelligent creature.