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Originally posted by geoschmo:
Ok, new list. Reasons why shipments take longer to Canada. I'll get it started...
1. Sign on back of delivery truck: "This vehicle stops at all moose crossings."
2. All the money you spend on free quality health care for all had to come from somewhere. Bye bye postal service budget.
3. All the Yankee touristers keep stopping the driver and asking him to "Do that 'I am Canadian!' bit."
4. Keep your shirt on, 'eh? It'll get there soon enough you hoser. 
Geoschmo
[ 09 March 2002: Message edited by: geoschmo ]
LOL
Although there are flaws...
The Moose crossings should be Beaver, Deer, Grizzly, Fox, Wolf, Cougar, Wolverine, Elk crossing.
The Postal budget went out the window when they made very very unentertaining insane ads that they put out on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
The probablity of a Yank asking that is unlikely as it is Skiing season and its more likely Japanese and European people asking it.
And the biggest hosers in the world are Americans. Especially Western Americans
Everybody knows that.
*Drum roll*
And another thing: The Canadian postal service originates from two places: Ottawa and Regina/Winnipeg. Both places desolate and far far away from most of where Canadians live.
That also explains why our political system is going down the drain (and why the Canadian Alliance is the opposition.)
[ 09 March 2002: Message edited by: TerranC ]
[ 09 March 2002: Message edited by: TerranC ]