[Lazy_Perfectionist]

Hoh hum. Still short of money, as always. I'd have elephants if it wasn't for my poverty. The game taunts me.

If I've got a province bringing in 3 gold a turn, I might as well turn the population into flesh-eating ghouls. At least they don't ask for a paycheck. Besides, everybody's already recruiting priests anyways- I mean, I am a demon nation. I might as well give em more targets.

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