Getting back to the original post... and, perhaps, this is now irrelevant because Jourdelune has perhaps already patched:
I can understand that buying a USB key is a costly solution to allow patching without internet at home. But, I suspect that you (Jourdelune) probably have a friend who already owns a USB key that you could borrow. After all, you only need it for a day. I'd be happy to lend you mine, but you're probably too far away.
