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My concern is that this sort of talk is the type that gets users banned from here unless they actually take a [censored] hint and do as they are told, namely contact Shrapnel tech support. Consider this your first formal warning.

I'm also going to note that I'm not in the habit of issuing formal warnings, so this is the only one you're going to get and the next step will be explaining yourself to the admins.