OPAL RIVER, Urraparrand, November 7 - Agartha suffered yet another crushing defeat at the hands of Lankan forces earlier today, losing an entire 100-man strong army while only inflicting only 5 Lankan casualties.
When asked about the battle, General d2, commander of the victorious Lankan army, commented, "RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", then removed and consumed the head of a local peasant.
In other news...
SUNRISE RIDGE, Urraparrand, November 7 - On the western front, marines of the 12th Lankan Amphibious Assault Squadron surprised and routed the numerically superior Acroscephalian forces at Sunrise Ridge. This gives the Lankans a foothold directly next to the Arcoscephale capital.
