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Tichy said:
But tea and biscuits for MA C'tis, and any of Tien Chi's friends and allies who stand with us in our hour of need. Our alchemists brew innumerable gallons of the finest tea for you as we speak.
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It's a trick! Do not be tempted by those tea and biscuits no matter how tasty they are! Just take a look at those bloated, big bellied, hog faced "celestial" servants under Tien Chi's employ. That's the result of one too many cups of their tea and biscuits. We've just had to clear out a whole legion of those poor sobs. Our troops were so moved by the sight of those pitifully overweight creatures pausing in the middle of the fight to gobble down more of those biscuits that we decided to let them go.