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Originally posted by tesco samoa:
Nippy what you do is a turn then go do a chore and repeat until done.
Agreed that your premis would work if said chores were each minor, minimalist household chores of the 'taking the bin out' variety - you would still get quite a bit of time bashing the Phong (is that like spanking the monkey??)
Unfortunately, Godzilla has decreed that each of my chores is more of the 'strip the wallpaper from the living room, polyfilla and repaint' variety.
Quite sad really. She goes off to take the lead role in "Jurassic Park IV" whilst I get to make major structural alterations to the cave
This means that when she returns from savaging sheep on Saturday morning, I will be panicking and at the tail end of suffering from sleep deprivation, mild starvation and thirst whilst also smelling like a pot of moldy parmesan cheese.
I suspect that my excuse that I was kidnapped by aliens is not going to hold much water.
Someone play the funeral march
