Re: Perpetuality - Last March of the Lizards
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Xietor said:
Battle report to Bones from forward commander:
"We suffered tremendous losses sire at the hands of MA Ermor.
16 mages lost to 2 of theirs, and countless Lizards slain. If our allies do not step forward now, all will be lost. Tien Chi's armies and pretender were slaughtered nearly to the last man by MA Ermor. Our spies were able to capture this image.
Their mages cast darkness, antimagic, relief, rigor mortis, army of lead, mistform, mass regeneration, will of fates, divine blessing..."
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Our intrepid Harpy reporter on the scene reports seeing "lots of sparkly shiny lights, and explosions, and blood"
Harpy reporters are not incredibly bright.
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