[Ubercat]

News from the war.

I'm speaking to you now from the great capital of Ulm, where the mood of late has turned to trepidation. Last night, the skies rained a strange sight. Poisonous toads fell throughout the streets.

At first the citizens laughed. One proud little granny was heard to say "Toads!? The best they can do is toads??" This reporter suspects she isn't laughing anymore. I've learned that the cities wells have filled with the little things, and they've started dying; spoiling the water.

As I look outside my window I see angry mobs in the streets. It appears there is a massive draft riot going on. The local economy is in shambles. One is forced to wonder how Ulm will be able to continue supporting her massive army?

I have just recieved word that Jotunheims army is safe behind the walls of it's capital. The Ulmish horde finally invaded. It must have come as quite a shock to Tag Klatu that, despite controlling one of the largest armies in the world, he could not break through the walls. He will need to move up reinforcements, and the population in his capital is refusing to enlist. Quite a dilemma for the god of Ulm. Perhaps he can starve them out?

As always, where ever the news is today, you'll find your trusty reporter keeping you up to date. Good morning and good luck.

-NonBias