Maybe JK can fix Beorne's bad luck. Heck, if JK can fix bad luck, I'd like to be next in line.
This reminds me, how big are chances that someone will score at lottery? Low I bet, but people still play lottery and some even win. Maybe JK could invent giant foot that would squish lottery winners as they must be buggy. I mean, to get lucky against such odds must be a bug and be dealt with ...
It's all well documented as well ...