Mission Accomplished
Though Agartha were a fierce and agressive enemy, we were not quailed by their belligerence.
We are glad to report that we have succeeded in defending ourselves, and have all-but-completely neutralized the violent and agressive forces of Agartha, proving that, together, those who stand by principle need not be intimidated by threats of violence or force of arms.
We are a responsible people, and take the task of reconstruction in the former Agarthan territories very seriously. We will not tolerate any interferece with our peace-keeping mission in those lands.
Your friend,
The prophet of the True God,
WWNBB
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If you read his speech at Rice, all his arguments for going to the moon work equally well as arguments for blowing up the moon, sending cloned dinosaurs into space, or constructing a towering *****-shaped obelisk on Mars. --Randall Munroe
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