Re: civilized undead ?
Tien Chi. We don't mind you camping on the lawn around our castle. Really, it's the least we can do for you. But you must tell your minions to quit vandalizing the property! The graffiti was bad enough, but now they've started stealing parapet stones and door knockers. If you don't make them stop we are going to charge you for damages.
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