Pederasty, Incontinence, Sophistry
Let it be known that the True God, Knife Bright Insight, though he loves peace, does not teach his followers to tolerate iniquity.
We have identified in the illegitimate regime of the Sibyl three great crimes:
1) Pederasty. A vile practice from which the God commands us to liberate the long suffering people of Arcoscephale.
2) Incontinence. A result of the forementioned.
3) Sophistry. The false prophesies of the Sibyl are an offense to the True Wisdom which flows from the Well of Urd.
We encourage all right-thinking nations to join us in our righteous war of conquest.
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If you read his speech at Rice, all his arguments for going to the moon work equally well as arguments for blowing up the moon, sending cloned dinosaurs into space, or constructing a towering *****-shaped obelisk on Mars. --Randall Munroe
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